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hhh..So Funny

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  1. Abuyassine

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      24-09-2008 18:35
    An Egyptian and an American are seated next to each.The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.

    The Egyptian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

    The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
    He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
    the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, the
    Egyptian declines and tries to get some sleep.

    The American, now worked up, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

    This gets the guy's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

    The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
    The Egyptian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American.
    "Okay," says the American, "your turn."
    So the Egyptian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

    The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
    He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
    the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.

    Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers. He Checks the input. All to no avail!
    Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Egyptian up and hands him $500.
    The Egyptian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

    The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Egyptian and asks,
    "Well, what's the answer?"
    Without a word, the Egyptian reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep
    [​IMG]

    :bang::bang:
     
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  2. i love tunisia

    i love tunisia عضو مميز

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      24-09-2008 18:54
    very funny my friend
     
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  3. fahmi alila

    fahmi alila نجم المنتدى

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      24-09-2008 22:50
    thanks for this joke
     
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  4. AYOUDA24

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      24-09-2008 23:46
    LooooOoooL
    I have a suggestion Bravexx, why don't you write an article where we can post jokes, I mean an article about jokes like the one of sayings and proverbs
    ?
     
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  5. subaru_20

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      25-09-2008 00:16
    :lol:
    very funny this subject thank you well braveXX
     
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      25-09-2008 01:10
    OK. AYOUDA. I'm gonna collect some of the funniest jokes & the members would be able to add new ones so that the thread becomes rich & renewed by all of us. Promise

    Best regards
     
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      25-09-2008 04:00
    yeah it's really a good idea
    :satelite:
     

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