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      11-01-2009 13:02
    Hi all Tunisia-Sat's Members

    This is a Thread about the English
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    and i want all the members participate on it

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      11-01-2009 13:03
    Just for a change

    Command Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”
    Soldier: “Sure, buddy.”
    Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Let’s try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”
    Soldier: “No, sir!”


     
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      11-01-2009 13:05
    Beer and Genie!!!

    Bob and Doug, adrift in a lifeboat, see an old lamp floating in the sea. Bob starts rubbing the lamp, and a genie pops out and says she’ll grant them one wish. Without giving much thought to the matter, Bob blurts out, “Turn the ocean into beer!” Immediately the genie claps her hands and disappears in a puff of smoke, and the entire sea turns into brew. Only the gentle lapping of beer against the hull breaks the stillness.

    Doug looks disgustedly at Bob and, after a long, tension-filled moment, shouts, “You *****! Now we have to pee in the boat!”

     
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      11-01-2009 13:07
    Medical Term

    A man tells his doctor he’s unable to do all the things around the house that he used to do. After the exam, he says, “Now, doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what the hell’s wrong with me.”

    “In layman’s terms, you’re lazy,” says the doctor.

    “OK. Now give me a medical term, so I can tell my wife.”

     

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