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,,,What My Mother Taught Me

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  1. DRAGON2009

    DRAGON2009 عضو مميز

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      14-03-2009 09:40
    What My Mother Taught Me


    My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished
    cleaning!"

    My mother taught me RELIGION -
    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL -
    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
    week!"

    My mother taught me LOGIC -
    "Because I said so, that's why."

    My mother taught me FORESIGHT -
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    My mother taught me IRONY -
    "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

    My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS -
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

    My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM -
    "Will you *look* at at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

    My mother taught me about STAMINA -
    "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

    My mother taught me about WEATHER -
    "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

    My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS -
    "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen
    then?"

    My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY -
    "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"

    My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -
    "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

    My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -
    "Stop acting like your father!"

    My mother taught me about ENVY -
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
    wonderful parents
     
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      14-03-2009 09:45
    Taken from other forums

    You should have used this :copy:

    Sorry
     
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